BON-JOOOOOR-NO, FRIENDS

So I went and saw Inglourious Basterds again last night, and it was even more fantastic the second time around. Seriously, if you haven't seen it yet, DO SO IMMEDIATELY. And then see it again. It's all of a sudden become one of my top five films of all time, just like that. SO AWESOME. Anyway, on top of this, there is a delightful sort of Inglourious Basterds fever sweeping the interwebs, which pleases me no end because, as you well know, I've been stanning German actors for some time now. This has just exacerbated things. My Tumblr is currently like German manspam central. COOL STORY BRO, I KNOW.

WHAT I'M TRYING SO SAY IS I HAVE BEEN INSPIRED BY THESE SHENANIGANS AND HERE IS A PICSPAM DEDICATED TO THE SEXINESS THAT IS THE GERMAN MAN CAST OF INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS: Daniel Brühl, August Diehl, Til Schweiger, Gedeon Burkhard and Fassy Fassbender (SHUT UP HE WAS BORN IN GERMANY. AND SPEAKS GERMAN IN THE FILM)



THIS POST IS APPROVED BY FREDRICK ZOLLER.

( ANTONIO MAR-GHER-EETI (no Eli Roth though, sorry). LOTS OF PICTURES. SOME BIG. AS PER USUAL. )

It's been so long since I've done a massive spam here at LJ. I ENJOYED THAT.

ARREEVER-DER-CHI.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

IS OFFICIALLY

FUCKING AWESOME
.



futureperfect, I AWAIT YOUR THOUGHTS.

( THOUGHTS. SPOILERS. Though nothing too specific that gives the entire plot away or anything. )

ONE WEEK UNTIL INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS COMES OUT!!!

This calls for a celebration.
Thanks to futureperfect, who is the bearer of all that is good and holy in the world, I bring you A NEW SET OF PICS FROM THE FILM.



Apologies if you're following me on Tumblr, because you will have seen most of these already, BUT I'M JUST THAT EXCITED.

( Let this dapper motherfucker invite you in... )

If you haven't checked out the video link I posted in my last IB post, here is a YouTube version of it - shittyish image quality, but more importantly, the sound is great. It's got Fassy and Til in it, and my God, Fassy's accent is the most wonderful thing ever.



No lie, whenever he opens his mouth and speaks like that I giggle like a schoolgirl.

Inglourious Basterds is premiering in LA today :D



Apparently no German menfolk (except Christoph Waltz, but he's Austrian anyway), BUT HEY FASSY I SEE YOU!!!!!!! BEING MORE GQ THAN BRAD PITT!!

I have to go out now and won't have the internet until tomorrow, so I'll add to this then.

BUT GET EXCITED,

IT'S FASSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OK JUST WAIT A SECOND
I FOUND A CLIP FROM THE FILM
WHERE FASSY MEETS TIL SCHWEIGER

OMG

I can't embed it (stupid Sun site) but click above to watch and enjoy, unf unf unf

SO LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUE BLOOD



HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE.

BEST EPISODE EVER, Y/Y?
Of course, as you all know, I am rather prone to hyperbole, but it was at the very least a fucking awesome episode, thanks to the trifecta of awesome that is Eric, Jason, and motherfucking Godric, who pwns all. Oh and Andy. Or course.

WARNING: THIS POST IS A BIT MORE EPIC BECAUSE I WAS AWAY LAST WEEK

( A bull. In a dress. WITH CLAWS. )

In other news...

I spent last week in Melbourne with my mother, had a lovely time. Caught up with a lot of old friends, spent money I didn't have but don't really give a shit, went to museums and galleries and the like (and saw Mr Darcy's trousers and top hat, hahahaha), went to the footy a few times at the MCG, blah blah blah. And thanks to the awesomeness that is futureperfect, I went and saw 'Flame and Citron' (which I mentioned in this post) at the Melbourne International Film Festival. A STROKE OF VERY GOOD FORTUNE, THAT. The film was wonderful, I LOVED it.

( Some thoughts on the film. WITH PICTURES, DUH. )

LOL I also saw Geoffrey Rush & Hugo Weaving outside the cinema, which was a million kinds of awesome. The MIFF was really awesome and had a fabulous programme of films, I was rather cut to realise, however, that I missed a screening that Polish film that Pawel (bb Walt) was in by about a week :( I also missed a screening of Inglourious Basterds (FUCK ME) than QT attended, but I was at the football anyway, so I guess I'll just continue biding my time until August 20th.

One final thing: THOSE PICTURES OF ASKARS IN THE TURQUOISE SHIRT THAT CAME OUT WHEN I WAS AWAY ARE AWESOME.

( Especially this one. )